gemiblu:

wwhatevver-ampora:

I can’t stop laughing omfg.

IM GONNA PISS MY PANTS

OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

HE JUST

MISSES

AND I JUST

YOU CAN SEE WHEN THE PANIC HITS MID JUMP

(via thatonelovelylady)

i am a fool

kisslng:

twerkforcats:

i always had my head wrapped around the idea of getting into a wonderful university and getting a good job and getting married and having a family and being able to support them but for some reason now all i want to do is travel and eat new foods and meet new people and get a tan and buy a one way ticket and not come home

This is the most relevant thing I have ever read

(via grimdarkthroes)

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

(via eridans-cottage-cheese-ass)

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

(via sniffing)

crimewave420:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes

(via ahfakecrew)

Just know that I love you. I love you with all of my fucked up, piece of shit heart.
2:15 am (via bl-ossomed)

(via actualdango)

(via hxcute)

theabbottchronicles:

theabbottchronicles:

Tony Abbott has told the unemployed that they have “no right” to hold out for their dream job and should take whatever jobs they are able to do. Suddenly thousands of young people stopped masturbating as they sat in their own filth on their…

If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.
 Winnie the Pooh  (via single-stemmed-rose)
barfpop:

when will my reflection show who i truly am inside

barfpop:

when will my reflection show who i truly am inside

(via godtiermeduka)

ghostbabie:

ghostbabie:

the guy I dog-sit for just got a puppy and he’s havin a lil trouble with his ears

he worked it out :]

(via dew1tt)

hanscrotch:

when the vending machine won’t take the dollar

hanscrotch:

when the vending machine won’t take the dollar

(via stoned-levi)

ladygolem:

i’m not usually a praying girl but if you’re out there, madoka, 

(via stoned-levi)