Anzac biscuit.

kkaleds:

You can take the most respectful, sensitive people, give them Cards Against Humanity, and in a few minutes they’ll be laughing about genocide.

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so-personal:

everything personal♡

(via ikusabaurl)

givemeinternet:

Some headline writer has waited their entire career for this day.

(via eridans-cottage-cheese-ass)

rockthatlookslikeafacerock:

Thats it. Thats the whole comic.

(via eridans-cottage-cheese-ass)

kimiooon:

yum yum

(via yumikuri)

officialrichardnixon:

facts that cannot be disputed

  • ur cute as heck
  • ur very important
  • ur laugh is really cute oh my god
  • ur a perfect version of yourself

(via sniffing)

fluxandpause:

Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would both get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

(via mukurosikusabas)

phew, didn’t miss the gallipoli dawn service.

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

(via ymir-the-wild)

cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

(via kill-lakill)

pippiphooray:

I love fanfic writers because fanfiction is just so kind and selfless. You give us really enjoyable stories completely free of charge and I am really, really grateful for it.

(via eridans-cottage-cheese-ass)

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(via handscmebear)

theslowestdrawfag:

imagineyourotp:

 Imagine your OTP slow-dancing to a  love song, with Person A quietly singing the words in  Person B’s ear.

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